With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
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Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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