There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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