Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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