I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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