come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
How drunk are you?
Completed.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
