Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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