dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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