yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
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I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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