Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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