ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
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$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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