I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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