Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
50% drunk capacity currently
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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