Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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