thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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