fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
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I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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