apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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