just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
His nipple licking is glorious
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