He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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