At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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