id be glad to
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
The beer is more important than you right now.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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