The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?