You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT