Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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