she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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