Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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