Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
She even gives head with a lisp.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
