He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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