She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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