remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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