I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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