Umm I'm too high to move.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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