We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Randomize
