You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
So much rum. So many feels.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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