someone owes me an orgasm
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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