I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
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he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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