I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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