Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Come on in and take your pants off
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