Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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