when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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