I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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