they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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