i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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