Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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