I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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