At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
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