She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Alive.
So much puke
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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