my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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