You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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