return my video game
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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