? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one