There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
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Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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