i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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