Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
the condom got lost in my hair
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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