that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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