When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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