what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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