You're completely useless in the revolution.
Welp...herpes.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
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your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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